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Imbecilic Story of the Day
by shitting me Monday, Apr 4 2011, 10:31pm
international / mass media / commentary

'Burnt body found in bush'

Police in Tasmania are treating the discovery of a burnt body [found] in bush near Launceston as a 'murder!' [Nah, you're shitting me, it was clearly an accident, you moron!]

Tas policeman relieving himself in bush
Tas policeman relieving himself in bush

And this from the Oz ABC -- shame on you employing Murdoch's rejects.


 
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