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Rudderless Rudd – we knew it from the start!
by budgie Sunday, Feb 3 2008, 10:59am
national / social/political / commentary

The clearest indication our new ‘fearless leader,’ Kevin, is a clueless, bereft twerp, came in the form of a plea for ideas on how to run the country! Prior to addressing that disgraceful request our first recommendation to Rudd and his band of bereft eunuchs would be to look up the word GOVERN in any dictionary – for the nation’s sake!

Bereft PM, Kevin Rudd -- what do I do now?
Bereft PM, Kevin Rudd -- what do I do now?

Seems our poor, little, timid Kevin, who is clearly unable to deal with BHP exploitation, drunken idiot, Keelty, GM foods, the economy, escalating fuel and food prices, outrageous executive salaries while the people eat shit and face ruin, the Japanese whaling fleet and a host of other relatively simple issues, now openly admits INCOMPETENCE and a LACK of VISION!

No surprise, as his election campaign was run on anti-Howard sentiment NOT A NEW VISION FOR THE NATION, we told you so, sheeple – so cop the next interest rate hike and bereft national leadership right where it hurts!

Rudd is a bureaucrat remember, a species that lacks vision, initiative, and leadership skills by nature – bureaucrats are unable to lead in their own right that’s why they’re bureaucrats, for Christ’s sake! They only know contractionist methodologies like draconian Internet filtering at provider level, etc. They excel in delegation but the nature of the Prime Minister’s job requires LEADERSHIP; the responsibilities of the job CANNOT BE DELEGATED! Rudd’s cabinet looks for CLEAR DIRECTIVES from their ‘leader,’ which Rudd is clearly unable to provide!

Rudd is becoming a tedious issue – if you want help, Kevin, then prove you are worthy of receiving it. However, this affair reeks of distraction, a ruse to take pressure of your inept ‘leadership,’ Mr. One-term! The proposed ‘summit’ will no doubt deteriorate into the cackles of a chicken coop – but you should feel at home with all those chickens, ay, Kevin?

Why do we know all this Kevin? Simple, unlike you we already have experience in leadership roles and we have the vision and ability to lead. Bloody bureacrats!

Try and be decisive on the issues listed above – show some balls, Kevin, you timid little fellow!

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