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Tony Abbott has been HARNESSED
by stan Sunday, Jan 24 2010, 9:10am
national / social/political / commentary

Staring a gifthorse in the arse

The clearest indication that, all snarl and toothless bite, Tony Abbott has been made to heel is his failure to OPPOSE Kevin Rudd’s hugely UNPOPULAR Internet CENSORSHIP policy – a political opportunity gone begging! At this point a brief word from our snarling, biting, sponsor; YOU, Mr Abbott, are all growl and no substance, clearly you are too spineless to uphold your Party’s ideology of individual freedoms for FEAR of offending Rupert Murdoch’s censorship dictates to Kevin Rudd – pathetic!

Abbott and budgie
Abbott and budgie

Abbott’s handlers, by denying themselves the best available weapon against incumbent PM Rudd, have been desperately wracking their pea brains for viable strategies. The ‘best’ they have come up with to date is the racist card with boat people and some codswallop of a ‘charm offensive’ designed to win women voters. Lack of character and strength is beginning to show; someone please inform our shadowboxing opposition leader that women detest a subservient COWARD regardless of the size of his ‘budgie!’

The most accurate and politically devastating description of Tony Abbott to date surprisingly issued from one of his three daughters. Frances Abbott described her ol’ man as a "lame, gay, churchy loser," 'onya, Fran! I have nothing to add, nor could I hope to top that!

Any politician with INTEGRITY could easily defeat our non-achieving, servile PM, Kevin ‘hair dryer’ Rudd, but in today’s political WORLD integrity is the rarest of all qualities – have a nice subservient day, Tony, woof woof!

Go fetch Rupert his bone, lackey!

[Unfortunately it appears that Oz is once again faced with two lackey leaders vying for the 'privilege' of kow-towing to Corporatists and Plutocrats.]


 
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