Tit for Tat: Merkel and Mugabe
by yarra Tuesday, Dec 11 2007, 4:35pm
personal development /
Germany summoned Zimbabwe’s charge d’affaires to the foreign office for a Teutonic dressing down after the African nation’s foreign minister called Angela Merkel a “Nazi remnant” and “racist of the first order!” "It was made clear in strong terms that remarks like the ones made about the chancellor are in no way tolerable," a German spokesman said. Furthermore, if Mugabe or any of his government representatives continue to slander the right-wing, Bush-loving, Merkel, Germany promises to invade, concentrate and gas the sub-human African population. Mugabe and his ministers will be reduced to soap and their skin made into lampshades!
World leaders remind us of our pre-school days. If Mugabe and Merkel do not kiss and hold hands then they will miss out on play-lunch and finger painting class.
This report may not be entirely accurate but is closer to the truth than anything the Bush administration has said since taking office.
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